You’ll have to pardon me if this sounds generic but I simply couldn’t think of a more efficient way to do it. Simply put, I’ve successfully managed to convert my world’s calendar to the one of this world and I best estimate my birthday to fall sometime before December 25th, which is apparently known as Christmas Day here. Then I had thought “oh, but certainly others would love to join in the festivities!” and so now my proposal is for there to be a lovely winter ball on thinking the 26th, hence the reason for this invitation. I would like to extend my request for your assistance in preparations for the ball, if you would be so kind as to lend your aid.
[GENERIC PART OVER and here’s where the personal message begins-]
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Date: 2015-04-05 01:43 am (UTC)[GENERIC PART OVER and here’s where the personal message begins-]
Please don’t try to swindle anyone at the ball.